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Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So they tried

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some possible reasons for an unfaithful spouse to not confess their affair to their partner and instead end it without telling them?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

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Why do many modern Hollywood films rely heavily on CGI and visual effects instead of actual sets? What is your opinion on this trend?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

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